1. Performed 3 Ice Capades maneuvers with my motorcycle school
2. Ate 2-day old refridgerated sushi, induced vomiting when some rice carelessly flew into my eye
4. Renewed my Motorcycle Learners and shouted outloud at the DMV that “I was back!”
5. Puked up tomato skins, weiners and a AAA battery
6. Went grocery shopping for TV dinners, pit-stick and condoms… left with a stunning flower arrangement and 500mg’s of Cottage Cheese
7. Priced out flights to San Francisco and/or San Jose
8. Used my newly found AAA battery as a suppository on my cat
9. Changed my secret-identity alias when staying at hotels to “Mr. Slut Tits”
10. Continued my crusade to replace positive-descriptive words like “wicked” and “sweet” with the likes of “good-gay” and “super”