1. What would I do with a million dollars? Two chicks at the same time man
2. Attended a casting call for an upcoming Walker, Texas Ranger Christmas Special
3. Hit 35GB (8,246 files, 835 folders) of suspiciously acquired music and 38GB (265 files) of tastefully “artistic” videos
4. Had to re-look up the spelling to “of” in the dictionary (or is it “ove”, or “uv”??? Damn for damn!)
5. Bought a vowel, then solved the puzzle (phrase)
6. Entered the World Mouseclicking Championships
7. Downloaded K-Fed’s new single…, 3 secs into the track I switched back to Reba
8. Called up to the HR department to find out if question #5 on my 2006 employee health benefits form, “Do you smoke?” meant cigarettes or “like other stuff”?
9. Realized, “I do love turtles!”
10. After a sintilating investigation, it is reveals Bert and Ernie DO share a bed… booyah!