the daily rumpy pumpy

Right here, right now

Feeling a bit like used ass from a 20-pack of Timbits (no old fashioned of any kind) and a sausage breakfast sangrich. Why do I do this to myself damnit!

Stoked my parents got their pool up and running for the year. Getting pretty burned out running/walking around Mill Lake after work. At least we’s can stay cool while workin’ our rock hard glutes (sigh, who am I kidding).

Workin’ away on the new NuStart site.

I am sooo friggen’ lovin’ the new White Stripes album. Damn for damn, its the Beck (Guero) album of ‘07. Oh and Mika’s album is pretty solid too! Speaking of which, Go It Alone just came on the ol’ IPOD… how ironic.

Nice word o’ the week Gonzo. You got a secret we [don't] want to know about?

Juggles

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Random Thoughts

- Teeth are healing nicely. Surprised there wasn’t more pain to be honest

- Making progress with the blog update. Still have live-action video sequences to shoot and add to site, plus some About content and color changes

- Slipped a finger into my ouch-place again, during an assertive shower session

- Think I’ve got my AMP, sub, towers and rear speakers sold — thanks Craigs List (now only if the bike and canopy find good homes!)

- Damn, BBQ hotdogs 13.5 days in a row and they only get better

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Random Weekly Events

The exotic chicken that was saved from drowning by mouth-to-beak resuscitation more than three months ago has died, her owner said. Boo Boo, the chicken who was revived after she was found floating beak down in the family pond in February, died recently, said owner Jackie Calhoun. The fowl’s story was featured on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the Animal Planet network. “She had seizures,” Calhoun said. “I’ve come to the conclusion that’s what put her in the pond in the first place.” In February, Calhoun said he removed the chicken from the water and his sister Marian Morris blew into its beak, causing its eyes to pop open. Morris, a retired nurse, said she hadn’t used cardiopulmonary resuscitation in years. She said she was glad that the chicken she saved was exotic and not just an ordinary chicken. The bird, who was named Boo Boo because she was easily frightened, lived to lay three eggs before dying, Calhoun said.

Lithuanian police were so astonished when they pulled over a truck driver and his breathalyzer test registered 18 times the legal alcohol limit that they thought their testing device must be broken. It wasn’t. Police said Tuesday 41-year-old Vidmantas Sungaila registered 7.27 grams per litre of alcohol in his blood repeatedly on different devices when he was pulled over for driving his truck down the centre of a two-lane highway 100 kilometres from the capital, Vilnius, on Saturday. Lithuania’s legal limit is 0.4 grams per litre. “This guy should have been lying dead, but he was still driving. It must be an unofficial national record,” Saulius Skvernelis, the director of the national police traffic control service, told the AP. “He was of high spirits and grinning the whole time he was questioned.” Medical experts say anything above 3.5 grams per litre of alcohol in the blood is lethal for most people. “A person this intoxicated should be in an intensive care unit, not behind the wheel,” said Tautvydas Zikaras, head of the dependence illness centre in the country’s second-largest city, Kaunas. Zikaras said he had never heard or read of someone being so drunk. Sungaila, who was slapped with a fine equivalent to about $1,230 Cdn and the loss of his licence for up to three years, told police he had been drinking the night before and tried to freshen up by downing a pint of beer for breakfast.

Jag owner’s showing off goes too far. A family in Brisbane’s western suburbs were less than happy when their neighbour dropped in last night, while still in his car. Police say the 58-year old Forest Lake man was testing his new x-type Jaguar when he accidentally reversed through his neighbour’s bedroom. He then continued driving at speed through a bedroom wall, into his own home. No-one was hurt in the accident, but the two homes were extensively damaged.

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Random thoughts

- Happy about a shortened week
- Wrapped stag planning — you’re dead Dan!
- Overwhelmed at the fact Christmas is but 7 months and 2 days away
- Really diggin’ this lemon-scented Pine Sol
- Hank’s shitfaced on some pink Cosmopolitan drink (queer!)

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Random weekly events

Man stabbed in the rear-end - Maybe he assed for it. A 38-year-old man was rushed to hospital Tuesday night after he was stabbed multiple times in the buttocks. EMS Supt. Rob Sharman said paramedics were called to a home near 108 Street and 106 Avenue at 11:20 p.m. for a report of a stabbing. They found the male victim gushing blood from his buttocks. The man was taken to the Royal Alexandra hospital in serious condition suffering from “major blood loss,” said Sharman. Police spokesman Jeff Wuite confirmed the assault on the man’s “tender area” but said no one at the scene, including the victim, would co-operate with police so no charges have been laid. Wuite couldn’t confirm reports the stabbing stemmed from a domestic dispute. Police continue to investigate the rear-end attack.

Malaysia - A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said Tuesday. It was Muhamad Noor Che Musa’s first marriage and his wife’s 21st, according to The Star newspaper which cited a report in the Malay-language Harian Metro tabloid. Muhamad, an ex-army serviceman said he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting Wook Kundor, whom he said he initially sympathized with because she was childless, old and alone, the report said. “I am not after her money, as she is poor,” Muhamad reportedly said. “Before meeting Wook, I never stayed in one place for long.” He said he hoped to help his new bride to master Roman script while she taught him Islamic religious knowledge. The report did not say if any of Wook’s previous 20 husbands are still alive.

FRESNO, Calif. - A jury awarded $1.7 million Friday to a woman who was spanked in front of her colleagues in what her employer called a camaraderie-building exercise. The jury of six men and six women found Janet Orlando, 53, was subjected to sexual harassment and sexual battery when she was paddled on the rear end two years ago at Alarm One Inc., a home security company in Fresno. The jury said Orlando did not suffer from sexual assault, as she had alleged. Jurors awarded Orlando $10,000 for economic loss, $40,000 for future medical costs and $450,000 for emotional distress, pain and suffering. They awarded her an additional $1.2 million in punitive damages.

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A new gourmet sandwich is to go on sale at an upmarket London store Monday — but at a cost of 85 pounds (122 euros, 148 dollars), it could be too much to swallow for hungry shoppers. The cheekily-named McDonald sandwich — after its creator Scott McDonald, the executive chef of department store Selfridges on Oxford Street — earns its whopping price tag because of the Wagyu beef that makes up most of the filling. According to the Sunday Telegraph, which had a taster of the expensive delicacy, the 21-ounce (595-gramme) sandwich comprises 24-hour fermented sour dough bread, spread with a foie gras-flavoured mayonnaise. It also contains Brie de Meaux, considered one of Europe’s finest cheeses, English cherry tomatoes and rocket, plus roasted peppers. “Utterly fantastic mixture of tastes,” one of Britain’s leading chefs, Giorgio Locatelli, told the newspaper through a mouthful of the sandwich. “Tangy, sweet… a monster mouthful that would be a really sexy love food to share with a lover. The beef simply melts, it falls apart. I’m impressed.” The newspaper said five orders had been taken so far in advance of the sandwich going on sale.

Rafita Mirabal does what few would when faced with an angry, 400-pound animal charging at him: He holds his ground. He is armed with nothing but a red cape and a short sword. He is also 9 years old. Rafita already has had about two dozen fights in bullrings since 2005, including his latest challenge on Sunday in Texcoco, just east of Mexico City. His contests differ slightly from a regular bullfight. The animals are younger and somewhat smaller, and he does not give the matador’s final death blow with his sword. The ban on swordplay isn’t to protect Rafita, but rather the sport’s reputation. Rafita isn’t strong enough yet to drive a full sword into a bull’s heart, and as a result, “he might just wound the animals, and then they would repeat the thing about (the sport) being a massacre,” said his manager, Jose San Martin, referring to bullfighting protests by animal rights activists. San Martin expects Rafita to be killing bulls by the time he’s 11 or 12. Most bullfighters start when they’re 15 or older, he noted.

A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he recieved a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution, a newspaper reported Monday. Yahaya Wahab said he disconnected his late father’s phone line in January after he died and settled the $23 bill, the New Straits Times reported. But Telekom Malaysia later sent him a $218 trillion bill for recent telephone calls along with orders to settle within 10 days or face legal proceedings, the newspaper reported. It wasn’t clear whether the bill was a mistake, or if Yahaya’s father’s phone line was used illegally after after his death. “If the company wants to seek legal action as mentioned in the letter, I’m ready to face it,” the paper quoted Yahaya as saying. “In fact, I can’t wait to face it,” he said.

A US factory worker sent a letter bomb to his plastic surgeon because he was unhappy with his $11,000 penis enlargement. Brett Steidler faces jail after admitting posting the device - which qualified as a “weapon of mass destruction” - fashioned out of gunpowder, a carbon dioxide cartridge, a battery, a model-rocket igniter and dental floss. Steidler, 25, earlier sent a poem to the Chicago doctor threatening to cut off his hands. “To kill him is not enough, for he is already old,” he wrote. He sent the bomb to the doctor in a small gold jewellery box but had second thoughts and told authorities. Steidler’s lawyer, Luis Ortiz, said he was mentally ill and it was a “sad case”.

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Random thoughts

- Diggin’ this new Feist artist

- Go canucks go!

- Sad to say goodbye to the Magnum, hello again truck. I see you’re making noises now… we’ll have to get you looked at, damnit!

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Random thoughts

- Damn the dood in that last Pic of the Day was super smooth and shiny. Looking at him now, I just want to ride him down a mountain (like a snowboard, not Brokeback style folks!)

- When will this cold end damnit!

- Mmm, sunny outside

- Yikes, radio show is 2 days away

- I wonder if Canucks will win tonight?

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Random thoughts

- No more boarding, Canuck games, motorbike riding or touching my secret spot until I get over this freakin’ cold!

- Mmm, making pancakes

- Canucks suck ass

- Had 3 women in ma’ bed yet again last night… score!

- Beautiful day outside

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Hank’s Random Thoughts

Green Smarties or Red?

Sleep; Naked or PJ’s?

Yeah I’m hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye. But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don’t shine. ‘Cause I’m kind of like Han Solo always strokin’ my own Wookiee. I’m the root of all that’s evil yeah but you can call me Cookie.

Sluts need love too.

I wonder if edible panties come in Licorice gumdrop flavour?

My bum itches.

Is it…The glass in half full or…the glass is half empty.

Bailey Bailey Bow Bailey Banana Fanna Fo Failey Fee Fie Fow Bailey……Bailey!

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