This is a most unusual paragraph. This writing may annoy you until you find out why it is so unusual, for you won’t find a solution instantly. But don’t go into a tailspin about it or go crazy, for it isn’t that difficult. But you will admit that it is most unusual. This writing looks so ordinary that you might think that nothing is wrong with it. And, in fact, nothing is wrong with it. But it is unusual, and you must ask why. If you study and think about it, you may find out why, but you must do it without any coaching of any kind. No doubt if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you…who knows? So start to study it now, and try your skill at finding out what is so unusual about this writing. If you can do it in half an hour, you may claim an approach to wisdom, but if you can’t do it in half an hour…

A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he’s 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?

Saw this in someone’s office today at work and my sadistic side chuckled silently:

People are like slinkies…
Some aren’t good for much of anything, but they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs!

My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I’m often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?

“Hey girl! Eat that cheese!” - Chris Elliott

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.

- The first is full of raging fires,
- the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,
- and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years.

Which room is safest for him?

Come on all… guess away. Answer tomorrow (posted in Comments)

Jug

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

I am worth $2,043,070 on HumanForSale.com

I am soooo paying my rent in old toe-nail clippings. Those gotta be worth at least a few grand, right?

Jug