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Bye Bye Birdy!

BBC has a number of features on the Concorde airplanes, the timeline of their existence and their retirement. Among else, there is a virtual tour of Concorde’s cockpit and a few words from journalist Mary Goldring who was opposing Concordes from the start.

64 Sleeps Til Santa!

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Rcenet Stduy

Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen’t mttaer, the olny thnig thta’s iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crcreot ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy.

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You go girl!

Well, motoring along here on Day 4 since Blog conception and things are starting to take shape.

Added:

- Tweaked Flash header animation,

- Shout Out feature,

- Weekly web poll,

- Gallery of pic’s,

- Updated Links section.

Things on the horizon:

- Interview with an up & coming Orthodontist,

- Web-cam sex,

- A pie eating contest,

- Dissecting a cigarette,

- Singing a lil’ Wayne Newton.

Of course, none of these things will probably ever come to pass, but they sure sound cool as lead-in’s to our site.

That’s too bad… I always had a hankering to verbally spar with an eye-doc.

I have to poop.

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Virus Warning

This just in : NEW VIRUS WARNING

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of “Badtimes,” delete it

immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.

It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any

disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrates your

refrigerator’s coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles.

It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your

ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field

harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix

antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its

dirty socks on the coffee table when there’s company coming over. It will

hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car

radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give

you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair

and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend

behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is

the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things

we hold most dear.

Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up

and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It

will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,

and refill your skim milk with whole.

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.

It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

These are just a few signs.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

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It’s a tad spicy.

Day 2, and site contruction is well underway.

Added:

- Flash header animation,

- Fixed CSS bug issue w/blogger interface,

- Audited & recoded blogger template,

- Grabbed my crotch during a Michael Jackson music vid,

- Streamlined overall GUI,

- Updated Links section,

- more to come…

In addition, my day was pretty mundain. Was reading more info on CNN ’bout Arnie and his bid for Governor of Cali. I met him in person once, and isn’t as big as we all perceive him to be on TV. In fact, the more I see him, the more I want to dislocate one finger or three toes.

He must have the mojo though… he’s all over the news with his 70’s orgies ‘n shit. Cudos ya bloke.

~ Billy Jean, is not my luva ~

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Swing Batta Batta, Swingggggg…

The day has turned to night, and soon night will turn to morning.

Been watching the Boston/Oakland divisional series game. Currently the longest divisional game in the history of the MLB at 4 hours & 32 minutes. Damn this shit it’s boring.

Think I will shave a heart into my ass hair.

Where’s Letterman!

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