Interesting… pull your goalie for charity? I know a couple doods that could clearly generate significant financial relief for some desperate 3rd world countries.

Masturbation IS safe sex!

I came across this neat (and free) site that allows you to map your entire family tree and subsequently connect with family members. Its a bit addicting as I want to keep adding people. By doing so, it compells me to find out more about who and where people from my family are located and what they are about.

I’ve only loaded about 20 people or so in so far, but plan to add another 300-350 from our family tree album. Boy, won’t that be fun (ugg).

I present: Geni

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Urban legends of a special, black-colored card offering dignitaries and celebrities unlimited spending power and after-hours access to high-end stores circulated in the 1980s. While the rumors were false, in October 1999 American Express decided to capitalize on them by launching the Centurion Card.

Customers have been known to purchase Bentley automobiles with just a swipe of the card. Centurion holders have also made purchases well in excess of $1 million USD without even a credit check. The popular myth is that the card has no limit; the largest purchase supposedly ever made on it exceeded $30 million–for a private jet.

Source: Wikipedia

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project in which people mail their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

The idea of the project is simple: completely anonymous people decorate a postcard and portray a secret that they have never before revealed. There is no restriction on what the content of the secret must be, only that it must be completely truthful and must never have been spoken before. Entries range from admissions of sexual misconduct and criminal activity to confessions of secret desires, embarrassing habits, hopes and dreams.

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Bottom line, any Transformer toy that Hasbro put out post-1987 is a POS in my opinion. Nothing but lightweight plastic garbage. Its sad really.

Here’s a list of every Transformer figure ever made, starting from the good ‘ol days of 1984.

Kinda depressed now though… when I grew up, I figured i’d be more like Sunstreaker than web developer.

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A number of graffiti artists have been tagging everything thought to be impossible without being caught (well, its not really anything to be caught over seeing as it isn’t illegal).

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Many movie-goers have been emailing to find out about the mysterious trailer being played in front of “Transformers.” When friends went to see the movie, as soon as the trailer came on, half the theater got their cell phones out to record it. Now, one ended up on the internet and you can check it out here.

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Someone came home to see “something” chillin’ behind their wall clock. Naturally, most people would monkey scream and bounce into the safety of the night like a baby deer. This brave soul however, grabbed a camera, removed the clock from the wall and photographed the horror found beneath.

FYI, this species is called the Huntsman and I just shit myself.

Ever notice when your driving down the highway the amount of stupid shit people do while going about their business? Well, if you haven’t, then you must be fuckin’ blind! Everyday I see assholes on their way to work jockeying for position like it’s the Indy 500! Did I miss that memo? Cause I don’t remember hearing anything ’bout the #1 becoming Canada’s version of the Autobonne. They race in & out to get to a job they can’t stand, putting everyone’s life at risk for what? A few extra cents? Come on people! Get with the fuckin’ program. Don’t give me that lame ass excuse that your running late cause: NO ONE CARES! I, like millions of other people who have to work, don’t want to lose our lives cause of your stupidity. I see these clowns jockey for 1 more car space, only to catch up to them 5 exits down the road. PATIENCE YOU FUCKIN’ NIM-RODS! And you’ll get there in one piece. So will everyone else.

Then we have the tail-gaters. Where do I start with these fuckin’ retards. I remember having this drivin’ into my head while learning to drive. 2 cars spaces or 2 secs distance from you & the car in front of you.  If memory serves me correct, the speed limit is 100 mph. I’m doing 120 mph in the fast lane & I have some dickhead not even 10 ft. behind me.  They try to push me faster cause they see the “space” I have between me & the car in front of me.  Sorry fuckhead but I’m not riding someone elses ass just cause your in a rush. These guys are my biggest pet peeve. One day I’m gonna lose it & lock up my brakes! (Daddy needs a brand new car!) I’ll just say: Why did I stop!?! What? you didn’t see that raccoon bolt out in front of me!?! Oops… I’m sorry! Not my loss. Shouldn’t have been so close, don’t ya think!?! :S

Also; I can’t believe how many of “life’s rejects” I see trying to apply make-up or even reading while driving! Like seriously, I swear I’m surrounded by a world full of retards. Do these people even have a brain? If they do, they sure aren’t using ‘em.

 There are other idiots too like: cell phone users, eaters, etc. But these guys aren’t as bad as the first 2. Some of them can actually pull it off but others… can’t.

All I know is; if I get hurt, or lose a loved one to one of thse fucks! I’ll be on the warpath!

SO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!! DRIVE SAFE & USE YOUR BLOODY HEAD!

Word up my babies…

Went up last night and setup some tarps and tents and paid through Fri night (good thing too, there was only 14 sites left by the time we wrapped up at 10:50pm!).

Site #s: 44, 45, 48, 84 & 85

44, 45, 85: tents, Marko’s trailer on 85 plus a cpl tents
48: Kathy/Ryan’s RV only
84: parking in theory (to be determined Fri night once I speak with rangers on duty but plan to park outside the gate!)

Weather: supposed to rain Fri & Sun so bring tarps and dress warm)

Bonus: I am thinking to buy and build a solar shower for all to use. Just boil water and well… I can explain it up there if I get one (girls will appreciate I’m sure :-)

Chow,

J