Look out Ricky baby, this William Hung dude is all over it. He prolly looks better in leather chaps than you too!

For those under a rock that don’t know about this superstar, he’s the dude that pulled out all the stops during the last American Idol auditions.

All the stops indeed!

Now of course, some of us out there in online-land decided to mix it up a bit. Here are some remixes for your listening (and viewing) pleasure.

  - Original Audition (video)

  - Jimmy Fallon (SNL) Parody (video)

  - Audio Clip 1

  - Audio Clip 2

  - Audio Clip 3

  - Audio Clip 4

  - Audio Clip 5

BTW, doesn’t all this attention remind you of someone? Perhaps the SWK???

She bangs bitch,

J

Constipation

Nice video

a la Office Space

Everyone looks spiffy with a Tux

It’s 49 megs

Vid

Here

Not sure of our viewing audience demographic….if any….so warning, contains a link to naked ladies :p

One hell of a room mate:

http://www.sundanceonlinefilmfestival.org/showcase01_04.html

Hiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ya!

Finally building the nerve to do to one of my machines what we all secretly want done to them at one point or another, Djin and I released a little stress Wednesday by opening a can of whoop ass on this piece of shit IBM ThinkPad laptop (herein referred to as “lappy”) I bought used from this shady looking guy on the back of a truck about 8 months ago.

In this situation, we felt an axe to be a suitable can opener :-)

Granted, I wasn’t expecting lappy to be a screaming rocket ship for the 20,684.57 yen ($250 CDN) I paid for her, but my regular laptop unexpectedly and inconveniently shit itself; requiring immediate, inexpensive resolution.

I figured lappy would do until I made my way into an electronics store 32 pay-days down the road but damn!!!! She was a hunk ‘o junk from the get go.

As I weep while writing this… I have a warm feeling in my heart knowing she is finally where she belongs; the compost pile in the back yard.

Who knows, maybe in another year or so I will pull out my McGyver costume from 1986, suit up, dig it out of all the dog shit and decomposing grass and duck-tape it back together.

Hmm, now that I think of it, it was a Cylon uniform from Battlestar Gallactica.

Farewell lappy, farewell indeed.

Watch the streaming footage now!

Some cigars are hand rolled….

:)

Now opinions vary, but seeing as this is my site… only a select few count. Mine is one of them.

With that said, here is a list of movies released this week on DVD (and video for those poor bastards still stuck in the 80’s & 90’s) that I think are worth mentioning.

- Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle

- 28 Days Later

- Indiana Jones Trilogy (finally)

- Wrong Turn

- It Runs In The Family

- The Lion King: Special Edition

Now don’t forget! Finding Nemo, Pirates Of The Caribbean, T3, X2, The Hulk, Tomb Raider 2, Bad Boys 2 & League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen are on their way.