Well, things are piling up on my desktop which means it has been a while since I posted some of this shit. Here are a few vids today.

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Ok, this is pretty disturbing. I mean, what if you woke up next to one of these the next morning, post-one night stand? Not only would you be filled with regret and nausea, but you’d also be helplessly unable to bolt for the door and never look back as they would latch on and never let go!

That’s a HUGE BITCH!

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Umm, honey… I don’t have the “Hello Moto” ring tone on my phone, but you could make up for it by following suit here.

Hint: grab a pen and pad o’ paper — take notes!

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Hmm, Brucetta and Daveina. Not much to look at, but sure possess the intellect! Kudos ya blokes.

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Now what do I do about this rash? It just won’t go away and is leaking umm, err, k forget it!

Jug

I see these chicks on TV from time to time. Women behaving badly or something like that? Pretty funny shit actually.

Jug

Holy shit… I will drive my ass to Arizona for even a hint of a wash like this.

Jug

Another fine day boarding on the mountain. Linking turns, doing jumps and teachin a bud what is fresh in my mind from my instructor sessions but a month or so ago (I have to say Mokapey is kickin’ it old school homie).

Pics:
complete album

Vids:

No, we are NOT a couple! I hear he’s more of a selfish “receiver” than “giver” in the sack.

Jug

P.S. Sorry for the pic/vid quality. These were all taken with the ol’ PDA.

P.P.S. No animals were hurt or inappropriately touched in the making of these films (it wasn’t cold enough).

Okay, is this not every dood’s fear should he be helplessly bounded to the bed?

Jug

P.S. Hank, you don’t get to answer. We know all too well about your fantasy. Stay away from me you brokebackin’ son of a!

Can anyone sport this chick some contacts or a pair of glasses? I’m sure this dood would really appreciate it. Really really appreciate it.

Oh, and yes I know how to spell dood, I mean duude, err deud, or is it… damn for damn!

Jug

Two of my favorite club songs right now have pretty damn good music videos too. I’m not sure if they play in North America — thank heavens for the web.

- Eric Prydz - Call On Me [6.4mb, Windows Media]
- Benny Benassi - Satisfaction [5.5mb, Quicktime]

Oddly enough, its the first time I’ve had the urge to do aerobics and buy power tools in the same day.

Jug

P.S. If there are any women that enjoy these music videos, I’d love to meet you ;-)

Just check out the Hindu Santa damnit…. I lost it!

Jug

This includes pretty much every cliche in the book.

Merry Ho Ho!

This just screams idiot. Who would grant a pilots license to someone that would risk a $200,000+ machine for a cheap boat???