1. Woke up spooning my cat
2. Made a smore using nothing more than a match, toothpaste, triscuit and Nestle Quick powder
3. Wrote my name 11 times, each time swapping my last name for names from Remington Steele
4. Farted into a Tupperware bowl… sealed it… and released the fumes at midnight (actually, this was some other dood, it just cracked me up!)
5. Messed with a telemarketer, telling her my lil brother and I were hiding in the closet and our dad was looking to beat us
6. Opened and closed every door in my house using only my mouth
7. Took a picture of my feet in the Diva Express
8. Perfected the “Carlton Dance” thanks to a few back to back episodes of Fresh Prince and Tivo
9. Cried during a Sylvan Learning Center commercial
10. 12,460 days straight without a smoke