In podcasting news, wire service Ananova reports that breast-implanted MP3 players may soon be on the horizon! BT Futurology analyst Ian Pearson has just predicted that such devices would sit conveniently within one breast, using Bluetooth-based controls located on a convenient wrist panel. The player could also be configured to reveal such valuable biometric diagnostics as blood pressure and heart murmurs, and serve as an early detection device for diabetes and breast cancer.

Ahh, ain’t science grand?