Ever notice when your driving down the highway the amount of stupid shit people do while going about their business? Well, if you haven’t, then you must be fuckin’ blind! Everyday I see assholes on their way to work jockeying for position like it’s the Indy 500! Did I miss that memo? Cause I don’t remember hearing anything ’bout the #1 becoming Canada’s version of the Autobonne. They race in & out to get to a job they can’t stand, putting everyone’s life at risk for what? A few extra cents? Come on people! Get with the fuckin’ program. Don’t give me that lame ass excuse that your running late cause: NO ONE CARES! I, like millions of other people who have to work, don’t want to lose our lives cause of your stupidity. I see these clowns jockey for 1 more car space, only to catch up to them 5 exits down the road. PATIENCE YOU FUCKIN’ NIM-RODS! And you’ll get there in one piece. So will everyone else.

Then we have the tail-gaters. Where do I start with these fuckin’ retards. I remember having this drivin’ into my head while learning to drive. 2 cars spaces or 2 secs distance from you & the car in front of you.  If memory serves me correct, the speed limit is 100 mph. I’m doing 120 mph in the fast lane & I have some dickhead not even 10 ft. behind me.  They try to push me faster cause they see the “space” I have between me & the car in front of me.  Sorry fuckhead but I’m not riding someone elses ass just cause your in a rush. These guys are my biggest pet peeve. One day I’m gonna lose it & lock up my brakes! (Daddy needs a brand new car!) I’ll just say: Why did I stop!?! What? you didn’t see that raccoon bolt out in front of me!?! Oops… I’m sorry! Not my loss. Shouldn’t have been so close, don’t ya think!?! :S

Also; I can’t believe how many of “life’s rejects” I see trying to apply make-up or even reading while driving! Like seriously, I swear I’m surrounded by a world full of retards. Do these people even have a brain? If they do, they sure aren’t using ‘em.

 There are other idiots too like: cell phone users, eaters, etc. But these guys aren’t as bad as the first 2. Some of them can actually pull it off but others… can’t.

All I know is; if I get hurt, or lose a loved one to one of thse fucks! I’ll be on the warpath!

SO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!! DRIVE SAFE & USE YOUR BLOODY HEAD!