Well, its official — my friends Dan and his wife Barbara Ann (herein referred to as Dad and Mom) are the proud new parents of a baby boy, Alexander James, born healthy (and yes, with all fingers and toes) Tuesday morning, May 22nd, 2007.

Baby Specs:

Name: Alexander James Kubb
DOB: 05/22/07
TOB: 05:33am (PST)
Sex: Male
Weight: 8lbs, 10oz
Length: 21″
Hair: Brown, ample
Eyes: Blue
Health Status: Perfectly healthy with minor dissipating fluid in lungs
Marital Status: Single and looking
Sexual Orientation: Hetro (bloodwork confirmed)
Head Factor: Large, resulting in C-Section (look who the father is)
Cuteness Factor: 10 (1-10 with 1 being fugly and 10 uber cute)
Nationality: Canadian with a hint of indian
Accent: British (this is debatable as he’s only screamed so far)
Attire: Sleepers, diapers and occassionally nude

Birth Specs:

Birth Type: C-Section
Drugs (Mom): Nitrious Oxide, epidural
Drugs (Dad): Cigar, wine

Life Projections:

Career Path: Heir to Hugh Hefner or Programmer
Marriage: Yes, to Veronica Smithmuffin
Children: Yes, 11 all named Dan, Danny, Daniel, Danka, Dan Dan and Hans
Achievements: Take first step, poop on toilet, learn to ride bike, have first kiss, get a brain freeze, skydive, recycle, be the first Kubb to grow 6′ tall, read 479 books, travel with Uncle Jug to outerspace, oh and finish building dad’s shopping cart

Sounds pretty amazing huh?

If you want to see this wonder spawn in person, they’ll be in the maternity ward (3 North) at Langley Memorial Hospital for a few days and they are welcoming visitors. I’d call Mom’s cell first to make sure they’re still there.

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