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The world’s shortest fairy tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went hunting, fishing and watched alot of hockey. He drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

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2 responses so far, want to say something?

  1. Jughead says:

    LMAO, there is no way of topping that.

    Kudos ya bloke!

  2. Gonzo: The Great White Buffalo. says:

    Thank-you, thank-you. Oh no! No, please, please everybody get up! No, that won’t be necessary. Well… ok. Yeah; I’m good! I know, I know…. :)

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