1. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAME? Henry
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, a king or two
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? After Toronto’s last loss
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It looks fine too me
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Roast beef & ham
6. CHILDREN? 1; Bailey
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Who!?! Me!?! Never!
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Um…let me think about that one…
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? Reese’s Pieces (Ur welcome)
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Who the hell wrote these questions?
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I’m Hank Rolfe bitches!!! One of the baddest mutha fuckers of all time!
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? Vanilla
16. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Girls: Tits, Guys: Which way they hang
17. RED OR PINK? Pink for… oops! Um… nevermind
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Nothing cause I’m super-sexy
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My ‘Brokeback Mountain’ buddy. YEE HAW!!!
20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No, leaving comments will suffice
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? And they call him the streak!
22. THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Pizza & beer
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? A little Julio Iglesias
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Green
25. FAVORITE SMELL? A skunk, a campfire, & hot man sex
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My wife
27. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? He/She’s fly (still trying to sort that one out)
28. FAVORITE DRINK? Crown & Coke
29. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Again I ask; Who the hell wrote these questions… DUH!
30. HAIR COLOR? Brown
31. EYE COLOR? Blue
32. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? I should
33. FAVORITE FOOD? I’m on a seafood diet; I see food, I eat it
34. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movies
35. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Sleepy Hollow
36. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? See question 21
37. SUMMER OR WINTER? Both
38. HUGS OR KISSES? I concur! Can we change this to SUCKING OR LICKING?
39. FAVORITE DESSERT? Lol! Hair Pie!
40. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Jug……and thats about it
42. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Penthouse Forum
43. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Duh! Hockey
44. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST ON TV? The Leafs win 4-2
45. FAVORITE SOUNDS? A lightsaber
46. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? The Beatles
47. FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? 5979.67 kms - Toronto
48. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? No need. I’m already special
49. LEAST LIKELY TO SEND THIS BACK? Everyone. Lazy fucks
50. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? The details of my life are quite inconsequential…. very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it