1. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAME? Jason (aka Hasib)

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, there were 4,227,268,752 people named before me

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Tuesday @ 7:14am during a Sylvan Learning Center commercial

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Writing: no… Printing: dynomite!

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? The skin around my fingernails

6. CHILDREN? I’m assuming this is asking if I have/want them? Yes, 3.2 with a side order of fries please (neither supersized!)

7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I suffer from DID and we are already our own bestfriends thank you

8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? I prefer to term it the “Authorative General Ledger of Being Me”

9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Negative ghostrider

10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes but sans Adenoids

11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Lemme get this straight… you want me to throw myself from a perfectly good bridge with nothing to hold me but a hair scrunchy? Umm, no

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? Reese Pieces (thx Gonzo!)

13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Tie Shmie! Velcro baby

14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes, I do give off a particularly pungent odour

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? Rolo, Mint chocolate chip

16. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Girls: Mouth, Guys: Ass

17. RED OR PINK? Snazzy!

18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Right elbow

19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? A young Harrison Ford

20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No, leaving comments will suffice

21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING? Why wear pants? This lil’ sequin thong keeps me toasty warm (black)

22. THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Egg-white omelette w/toast (Dr. B approved)

23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The lovely hum of my puter’s fan coupled with the soothing sounds of DMX

24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Vert

25. FAVORITE SMELL? Skunk, gas, fresh cut grass, coffee grounds, campfire, baby powder

26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My pa

27. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? She’s fly

28. FAVORITE DRINK? Lime Marguaritas (Earls), Rookie Magic (Red Robin)

29. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? I won’t even dignify this ridiculous question with a response

30. HAIR COLOR? Today? Practically salt ‘n pepper

31. EYE COLOR? Which eye?

32. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope, just had LASIK

33. FAVORITE FOOD? Junk

34. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? I elect to pass on this question

35. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Rocky Horror Picture Show

36. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Shirt? Bah, see question 21

37. SUMMER OR WINTER? The latter (Merry New Year!)

38. HUGS OR KISSES? Can we change this to SUCKING OR LICKING?

39. FAVORITE DESSERT? Any, ‘cept Rice pudding… I mean WTF?

40. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Gonzo or Mr. Brownlee (6th grade teacher)

42. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Sears Xmas Catalog (specifically, the bra section)

43. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Speakers, light, phone, some papers, dual screens, water bottle, cells (mouse pad is my desk)

44. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST ON TV? The Canucks lose 3-2

45. FAVORITE SOUNDS? Silence and my truck’s exhaust on a cold morning

46. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Depends, am I unsatisfied or do I live underwater?

47. FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? 2,882.5 miles

48. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Do I? Check this out (lights fart on fire)

49. LEAST LIKELY TO SEND THIS BACK? Person who sent it to me in the first place

50. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? North of the equator in a medical facility so I am told, but I feel eerily nostalgic when I visit the Safeway’s bulk-bins section in Moscow, ID

DIRECTIONS:
Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do… Copy and paste the above, delete my answers and type your answers into the Comments section. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you… Remember to add this to the Comments (Geese-a-laying)