The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man Elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is “BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.”
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Anonymous says:
What ARE you gonna do without my jokes? LMAO Take care of you brotha!
Mar 28, 2006, 10:31 pmJughead says:
Lol, if everyone stopped sending me shit, I’d actually have to work hard on this… and its been a while since I worked hard on anything ;-)
Jug
Mar 28, 2006, 10:48 pmAnonymous says:
No kidding…LMAO I thought you didn’t want people to send you stuff! LOL I will try and refrain from overloading your BOX
Mar 28, 2006, 10:53 pmJughead says:
Ahhh, nothing beats an overloaded box.
Mar 28, 2006, 11:11 pmAnonymous says:
you are tellin’ me brotha…guess i will be lookin’ elsewhere…any takers?
Mar 28, 2006, 11:24 pm