1. Asked a carpet-layer if he could spot me $10 for this really really sweet new goldfish I wanted
2. Ate the red ones last
3. Drafted up a business model for a restaurant that only serves Twinkies and sports medicine
4. Cried at yet another Sylvan Learning Center commercial
5. Sat in my truck running while enclosed in a garage too long, woke up stranded 5 miles from the Mexican border 23 hours later wearing my batman suit, a referee’s whistle and holding a half eaten bag of salted corn nuts
6. Shaked my ass
7. Bought a new boat
8. Saw a dood literally play the banjo using nothing more than his twig and berries
9. Mmm, salted corn nuts
10. Had another threesome with Jessica Simpson. This time it included the older lady from the local DMV
Category: Life Events, Personal
Tags: Batman Suit, Boat, Jessica Simpson, My Events, Salted Corn Nuts, Twinkies
Tags: Batman Suit, Boat, Jessica Simpson, My Events, Salted Corn Nuts, Twinkies
Anonymous says:
Did the DMV lady get funky, or was she just like all the other DMV ladies?
Mar 03, 2006, 3:07 amAnonymous says:
I’d like to know if Jess Simpson was any good….I mean…HELLO…she couldn’t even keep her husband satisfied…DOOD…I think you should find a better looking, and better in bed “fantasy gal”!!!
Mar 03, 2006, 3:38 amAnonymous says:
shaked your ass?? Wouldnt that be, shook your ass?! HMMMMM….
Mar 03, 2006, 9:58 amAnonymous says:
Mmmmmmmm……salted corn nuts!!!
Mar 03, 2006, 10:49 amGonzo: The Great White Buffalo. says:
Well in my opinion, I’m sure the sex with Jessica Simpson would be amazing, but alas she falls into the ditzy blonde catagory. Explains the divorce I say…LOL!
Mar 03, 2006, 8:37 pmJughead says:
Mmmm, Jessica AND salted corn nuts….
Drooling!
Mar 03, 2006, 7:26 amAnonymous says:
Better get Jug a bucket for his drool….Damn…better get me a bucket for my vomit…
Mar 03, 2006, 7:40 amJughead says:
There’s my threesome… Jessica, corn nuts and a bucket o’ vomit.
Ok, I can’t count! So what of it!
Jug
Mar 03, 2006, 7:42 amAnonymous says:
LMAO….Well, my puke will be FULL of Corn Nuts….I just finished a bag…LMAO Off to fantasy land….Maybe I should try havin’ a fantasy about a chick….hmmmm
Mar 03, 2006, 7:45 am