Green Smarties or Red?

Sleep; Naked or PJ’s?

Yeah I’m hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye. But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don’t shine. ‘Cause I’m kind of like Han Solo always strokin’ my own Wookiee. I’m the root of all that’s evil yeah but you can call me Cookie.

Sluts need love too.

I wonder if edible panties come in Licorice gumdrop flavour?

My bum itches.

Is it…The glass in half full or…the glass is half empty.

Bailey Bailey Bow Bailey Banana Fanna Fo Failey Fee Fie Fow Bailey……Bailey!