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20 scariest movies of all time!

THE SHINING (1980)
Kubrick’s adaptation of Stephen King’s novel about the Torrance family’s headlong plunge into insanity during a secluded Colorado winter remains better known for its T-shirt quotables (”Heeeere’s Johnny!” “All work and no play make Jack a dull boy”) than as a beautiful and pleasing horror film. It’s a shame. With a haunting score, luscious, near-eternal Steadicam shots, and Jack Nicholson’s grand pirouette into murderous madness at its heart, it’s one of the most artful horror films in history. Not everyone, of course, thinks so. King was famously put off by the adaptation, remarking, “I think [Kubrick] wants to hurt people with this movie.” (He made his own six-hour TV version in 1997.)

THE EXORCIST (1973)
A cat unexpectedly jumping from off camera is scary. But The Exorcist is so disturbing it will mess you up for months. Controversial and profane, The Exorcist remains the most viscerally harrowing movie ever made, not only because it dares to question the existence of God but because it has the cojones to put Satan in the body of a 12-year-old girl. Moviegoers literally fainted as Linda Blair vomited pea soup on a priest. And after a series of mishaps, Friedkin asked a clergyman to perform an exorcism of the set. “A lot of people definitely thought something weird was happening,” says Blair, “but I was so young they tried to keep me in the dark.” Consider yourself blessed, Linda.

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)
Truth is stranger than fiction…and it’s a hell of a lot scarier, too. Based (like much of Psycho) on the horrific ritual murders committed by Ed Gein, Chainsaw looks, feels, and smells so much like a grainy, low-budget documentary that it borders on snuff. It opens with a sober-voiced narrator (a young John Larroquette) detailing a heinous killing spree. Then we see the split-second flashbulb pops of crime-scene carnage before finally meeting Leatherface — a homicidal lunatic wearing a butcher’s apron and a mask stitched out of human skin. Hooper (Poltergeist) says that when he settled on the film’s title, “I lost several friends. But I thought, they’re putting so much energy into hating the title, maybe there’s something there.” Indeed there is; a copy of Chainsaw resides in the Museum of Modern Art.

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991)
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti…fpt-fpt-fpt.” Released only one year into the ’90s, Silence would remain the decade’s scariest vision of pure sociopathic evil. As Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Anthony Hopkins is a waking nightmare of seductive depravity — the sick, twisted serial killer America hates to love. Even with Hannibal the Cannibal safely locked away in his maximum-security cell, Jodie Foster’s FBI trainee Clarice Starling is as helpless as a lamb. “Great villains are subversive — audiences go and see them because they feel uncomfortably attracted to them,” says Scott Glenn, who plays Starling’s seen-it-all FBI mentor in Silence. “To this day I still have nightmares about it.” Join the club.

JAWS (1975)
“Is it true that most people get attacked by sharks in about three feet of water?” When this doom-drenched gem — the highest-grossing film on our list — hit theaters, it gave new meaning to the phrase red tide. Weeks over schedule and dizzyingly over budget, Jaws caused Spielberg more than his share of headaches — especially due to his temperamental star. No, not Richard Dreyfuss, but Bruce, the 24-foot-long malfunctioning animatronic great white named after Spielberg’s lawyer. “The fact that the shark didn’t work was an artistic blessing in disguise,” says Spielberg. “It forced me to be Hitchcockian.” It’s true — Jaws is terrifying not for the few times we see the shark treating Amity’s vacationers like a Red Lobster smorgasbord, but for those sharkless moments of fear and trembling as we wait for Bruce to feed again.

HALLOWEEN (1978)
Forget the string of half-baked, nonsensical sequels. Disregard the slew of cruddy, uninspired slasher imitators like Friday the 13th. The original Halloween is, was, and ever shall be the alpha and omega of bogeyman flicks. It also remains one of the most profitable indie films of all time — costing a mere $300,000 and pulling in more than $55 million. The influence of Psycho(”It’s the granddaddy of all horror movies,” says Carpenter) is everywhere — from the tiniest details (Donald Pleasence’s Dr. Sam Loomis is named after Janet Leigh’s boyfriend in Psycho) to the casting of Jamie Lee Curtis as Halloween’s shrieking heroine and babysitter in peril. “It didn’t hurt that Janet Leigh was her mom,” says Carpenter, “because everyone’s a fan of Psycho.” And Halloween.

PSYCHO (1960)
A charter member of the scary movie hall of fame (and don’t even think of judging Psycho based on Gus Van Sant’s remake). Many of its most renowned features are readily apparent: those startling cuts (more than 50 in the shower sequence alone), Anthony Perkins’ neurotic mama’s boy, Bernard Herrmann’s shrieking-violins score. But Psycho’s sneakiest tricks manifest themselves more subtlely. Take Hitchcock’s decision to use a handful of different stabbers in Janet Leigh’s slice-and-dice sequence: “He kept changing it so the audience wouldn’t be able to get a fix on Mother,” Leigh, who spent seven days in that shower, told EW in 1999. “At one point it was Tony’s stand-in, at one point it was a woman. Never Tony.” Bottom line: It still works.

SEVEN (1995)
From the jittery, scratched celluloid of its opening credits onward, Seven oozes more apocalyptic doom and deranged creativity than any Brad Pitt movie has a right to. Before this film came out, gluttony, greed, sloth, envy, wrath, pride, and lust were just intangible words uttered in Sunday school. But by Seven’s closing credits, the deadly sins have become the gruesome MO of a revelations-spouting serial killer so out of his gourd that he shaves off the tips of his fingers to avoid leaving prints. From its bleak, rainy setting to an unshakably grim finale, Seven is so nihilistic and disturbing it’s hard to fathom how it ever got greenlit. We mean that as a compliment.

ROSEMARY’S BABY (1968)
More conspiracy thriller than horror movie, Baby nurses a mother lode of phobias. As Rosemary (Mia Farrow) slowly intuits she’s been raped by Satan, she wrestles a myriad of believable demons: uncaring doctors, intrusive neighbors (primarily Ruth Gordon, who copped an Oscar), and a monstrously self-centered husband (John Cassavetes). Farrow’s alarming enactment of emaciated desperation got a spur from then husband Frank Sinatra’s offscreen behavior: She was devastated when he initiated a divorce in mid-production. Meanwhile, Charles Grodin’s turn as a chilly obstetrician made him an unpopular dinner guest. “When I sat, women moved,” he says. “I had to go on Johnny Carson to show people I’m a nice guy.”

POLTERGEIST (1982)
Based on a story by Steven Spielberg, Poltergeist was released just one week before E.T., and it seemed like the latter movie’s evil twin. Both were tales of suburban California families whose lives are upended by otherworldly invaders, but while E.T. seemed a Christian parable of death and resurrection, Poltergeist had a more sinister take on the afterlife. Its haunted house was a piece of the American dream literally built on a corrupt foundation, a graveyard full of unsettled ghosts. Even the film’s most benign elements — the toys in the closet, blond moppet Carol Ann (Heather O’Rourke), and kindly medium Tangina Barrons (Zelda Rubinstein) — seemed full of ominous dread. That three of the franchise’s stars suffered untimely deaths led to talk of an offscreen curse, which surviving cast members dismiss and refuse to discuss, but which makes the film that much creepier.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984)
The screen debut of the character who gave striped sweaters a bad name, Nightmare introduces a suburban monster who stalks teens while they sleep. Craven makes the most banal aspects of adolescence hellish, whether it’s turning the sanctity of childhood bedrooms into murder zones or a phone into a demonic tongue. (And “One, two, Freddy’s coming for you…” irrevocably changed the way we feel about playground chants.) Freddy eventually turned into an all-too-jokey shadow of himself — but there’s nothing funny about him in this first installment. Bonus: A young Johnny Depp gets eaten alive by a bed.

THE THING (1982)
A loose remake of Howard Hawks’ 1951 sci-fi Cold War allegory, Carpenter’s Thing isn’t concerned with messages; it’s just a terrifying meditation on paranoia and subzero dread as a group of scientists at the South Pole (led by Kurt Russell) is infiltrated by an alien that assumes the bodies of its victims in very messy ways. And despite its many gross-out F/X, no moment in the movie is more unsettling than watching cuddly Quaker Oatmeal pitchman Wilford Brimley go insane. Carpenter is frankly surprised by the film’s latter-day esteem. “When The Thing was released,” he says, “it was one of the most hated movies of all time.” Time to set the record straight.

THE EVIL DEAD (1982)
Before he was the webmaster of the Spider-Man franchise, Sam Raimi was a college dropout with $385,000 and a nightmare. Plotwise, The Evil Dead is just your basic “kids at a remote cabin in the woods foolishly read forbidden book and unleash demons” movie. But the result was a template for a generation of horror filmmakers, thanks to the wry Bruce Campbell (as “Ash” Williams, in the performance that made him a cult horror hero), those predatory trees, and Raimi’s wickedly inventive direction. The furiously racing tracking shots came from what Raimi dubbed “the Shaky-Cam,” a camera mounted on a two-by-four carried by two operators who would run like hell when Raimi yelled, “Action!” As he told EW, “When we made Evil Dead, I wanted [viewers] to jump and scream and feel my wrath!” We’re still feeling it.

CARRIE (1976)
De Palma’s adaptation of Stephen King’s first novel is set in the lurid, oversexed world of high school, where persecuted telekinetic Carrie White (Sissy Spacek) transcends catty rivals and a psychotically religious mother (Piper Laurie) to become prom queen — only to be doused in pig’s blood, go on a murderous rampage, and kill just about everyone. “I got tricked into doing [Carrie],” says Laurie, who, like Spacek, won an Oscar nomination. “It seemed so over-the-top, I thought it was going to be a satire. When De Palma stopped me in rehearsals, my heart just dropped. Whoops!” Pioneering moment: the best final scare ever. Period.

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)
The horror movie whose zombie escapades inspired a thousand more, Dead was filmed in black and white for about $100,000, some of which was reportedly contributed by lead actor Russell Streiner. Although the film, about radiation-poisoned corpses on the hunt for fresh meat, was made on the cheap (any flub in the sound was covered with the chirping of crickets), the total gross has been estimated to be as high as $50 million. Because of legal problems with the original distributor, the filmmakers saw only a tiny fraction of the grosses, inspiring a remake in 1990. Stick with the original — the Blair Witch Project of its day.

THE OMEN (1976)
Someday, an enterprising film student will write a master’s thesis on why the Nixon-Ford era spawned the cinematic unholy trinity of Rosemary’s Baby, The Exorcist, and The Omen. Until then, let’s just picture the last of those demon seeds, Damien (Harvey Stephens) — the tiny Antichrist with the 666 devil sign on his scalp — maniacally pedaling his tricycle and knocking Lee Remick over the second-floor railing to the menacing strains of “Ave Satani.” “That boy was putty to direct…just a dream,” says Donner, who adds, “A lot of people were afraid to see The Omen because The Exorcist scared the s— out of them so much.” It’s their loss, because when we picture Damien’s nanny hanging herself while screaming, “Damien, it’s all for you!” we still get freaked out.

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981)
Poor David Naughton. He seems to be starring in a madcap romantic comedy as an American backpacker who woos lovely British nurse Jenny Agutter. But then his zombie pal Griffin Dunne keeps reappearing, each time in a state of further decomposition, warning David that he must commit suicide before he becomes a werewolf at the next full moon. What a buzz kill. The movie’s blend of comedy and horror isn’t always successful, and its ending seems abrupt, but its scary parts are certainly scream-worthy. The werewolf attacks, shot from the predator’s point of view, are chillers, but best is Naughton’s excruciating, horrifyingly realistic transformation scene, maybe the best in any werewolf movie. (Credit goes to makeup ace Rick Baker, who reteamed with director John Landis to effect similarly scary changes on Michael Jackson’s face in the “Thriller” video.) If little else in the film keeps you awake nights, that scene certainly will.

HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER (1990)
One of those horror movies where the low budget actually helps — lending a rough, documentary look to the proceedings — Henry follows the titular character and his hee-haw partner in homicide, Otis, on a spree that includes one nightmarish scene in which the two murder a helpless family, then sit back to watch a videotape of the crime. “Once I was late for a screening and bumped into a lady running away from the movie,” says Michael Rooker (Henry), “and she ran smack into me and just screamed and screamed!” Little-known fact: McNaughton based Henry (in part) on both real-life killer Henry Lee Lucas and Thomas Harris’ fictional Francis Dolarhyde from Red Dragon.

THE HITCHER (1986)
“My mother told me never to do this,” says the young driver (C. Thomas Howell), stopping to pick up a handsome hitchhiker (Rutger Hauer). Once again, Mother knows best: Hauer’s seductive psychopath spends the next 90 minutes terrorizing the boy and his sidekick, played by the deliciously blond Jennifer Jason Leigh. “People [say] it’s a violent movie, but I don’t know what they mean,” says Hauer, apparently forgetting his finely delivered line “Wanna know what happens to an eyeball when it gets punctured?” The Hitcher will make you rethink those vacation plans to travel across country.

LOST HIGHWAY (1997)
Can we hear a shout-out for a Lost Highway rerelease? A living-room viewing doesn’t do justice to the terrifying Angelo Badalamenti-Trent Reznor soundtrack in Lynch’s noirish head trip about a hip L.A. couple (Bill Pullman and Patricia Arquette) who discover that someone is videotaping them as they sleep. In the film’s creepiest scene, a man with no eyebrows, hauntingly played by Robert Blake (!), introduces himself to Pullman at a party and announces that he’s also standing miles away in Pullman’s house at that very moment. When our disbelieving hero places a phone call and realizes the guy’s not kidding, you’ve got to chuckle to keep from losing your mind.

Pic(s) of the Day

Well, here’s a few interesting photos I have come across this past while. They’re cluttering my desktop and I have been too lazy to post them daily, so I’m playin’ catch-up.

Cheers!

Canada fan wins $1m with 50-yard kick

TORONTO, Ontario (AP) — Brian Diesbourg has a million-dollar leg.

After missing field goal tries from 20, 30 and 40 yards, the 25-year-old mechanical engineer from Belle River connected from 50 yards at halftime of the Toronto-Hamilton CFL game Thursday night to win $1 million Canadian ($853,351 U.S.).

“It’s unbelievable,” said Diesbourg, a longtime soccer player who had never kicked a football before a practice session for the event.

“When it left my foot I was hoping it went left because I just missed the first three to the right. On the last kick, I purposely kicked it to the left hoping it would even itself out and it did.”

Diesbourg was selected from nearly 200,000 online entries in a contest sponsored by Wendy’s. He attempted four kicks for a variety of prizes, including $1 million for a successful 50-yard try.

After missing wide right from 20, 30 and 40 yards, Diesbourg hit the ball true on the 50-yarder and it had just enough distance to get over the crossbar for the big money. He was mobbed by members of the Argos as they returned to the field.

He had a a 30-minute practice session Wednesday with Argos kicker Noel Prefontaine.

“For him to miss the first three and to come back and hit the last one is unbelievable.” Prefontaine said. “I think he’s going to get a trial [with a CFL team].

“Having had the opportunity to work with him he did show he had the leg strength. I think his soccer background really helped him. I thought he had a legitimate shot.”

Diesbourg will be paid $25,000 a year for 40 years.

George Takei, ‘Trek’s’ Sulu: I’m gay

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — George Takei, who as “Star Trek’s” Sulu was part of the Starship Enterprise crew through three television seasons and six movies, has come out as a homosexual in the current issue of Frontiers, a biweekly Los Angeles magazine covering the gay and lesbian community.

Takei told The Associated Press on Thursday that his new onstage role as psychologist Martin Dysart in “Equus,” helped inspire him to publicly discuss his sexuality.

Takei described the character as a “very contained but turbulently frustrated man.” The play opened Wednesday at the David Henry Hwang Theater in Los Angeles, the same day that Frontiers magazine featured a story on Takei’s coming out.

The current social and political climate also motivated Takei’s disclosure, he said.

“The world has changed from when I was a young teen feeling ashamed for being gay,” he said. “The issue of gay marriage is now a political issue. That would have been unthinkable when I was young.”

The 68-year-old actor said he and his partner, Brad Altman, have been together for 18 years.

Takei, a Japanese-American who lived in a U.S. internment camp from age 4 to 8, said he grew up feeling ashamed of his ethnicity and sexuality. He likened prejudice against gays to racial segregation.

“It’s against basic decency and what American values stand for,” he said.

Takei joined the “Star Trek” cast in 1966 as Hikaru Sulu, a character he played for three seasons on television and in six subsequent films. He received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1986.

A community activist, Takei ran for the Los Angeles City Council in 1973. He serves on the advisory committee of the California Civil Liberties Public Education Program and is chairman of East West Players, the theater company producing “Equus.”

Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren’t:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before you leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!
5. Hmmmmm, I think it’s out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It’s an entry level position.
2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
1. It’s not fair… I do all the work while he just sits there.

Things you should know…

1. Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

3. The dot over the letter i is called a “tittle”

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

6. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

7. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

8. The ’spot’ on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

11. Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (ewwww).

14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

16. Upper and lower case letters are named ‘upper’ and ‘lower’ because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the ‘upper case’ letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, ‘lower case’ letters.

17. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time … hence, multi-tasking was invented.

18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!

21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.

23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original “Halloween” was a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)

26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

27. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.. It’s the same with apples!

30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher. Oye!

32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.

Vid of the Day

View the mime, know the mime, hear the mime, love the mime.

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Coca-Cola slogans through the years…

The Coca-Cola Company has had many catchy slogans over the years that they used in their advertising campaigns. Here are just a sample of them. These slogans were used on signs, trays, calendars on other forms of promotion of their product.

* 1886 “Coca-Cola-Delicious, Refreshing, Exhilarating”
* 1886 “Drink Coca-Cola”
* 1904 “Delicious and Refreshing”
* 1905 “Coca-Cola Revives and Sustains”
* 1906 “Great National Temperence Beverage”
* 1908 “Good To The Last Drop”
* 1917 “Three Million a Day”
* 1920 “Drink Coca-Cola With Soda, The hit That Saves The Day”
* 1922 “Thirst Knows No Season”
* 1923 “Refresh Yourself, There’s Nothing Like It When You’re Thirsty”
* 1924 “Pause and Refresh Yourself”
* 1925 “Pause and Refresh Yourself”
* 1926 “Stop At The Red Sign”
* 1927 “Around The Corner From Anywhere, At The Little Red Sign”
* 1928 “A Pure Drink Of Natural Flavors”
* 1929 “The Pause That Refreshes”
* 1930 “Meet Me At The Soda Fountain”
* 1932 “Ice Cold Sunshine”/”The Drink That Makes Pause Refreshing”
* 1933 “Don’t Wear A Tired, Thirsty Face”
* 1934 “When It’s Hard To Get Started, Start With A Coca-Cola”
* 1935 “All Trails Lead To Ice-Cold Coca-Cola”
* 1936 “Get The Feel Of Wholesome Refreshment”
* 1936 “It’s The Refreshing Thing To Do”
* 1937 “Stop For A Pause…Go Refreshed”
* 1938 “The Best Friend Thirst Ever Had”/”Anytime Is The Right Time To Pause and Refresh, Pure As Sunlight”
* 1939 “Thirst Stops Here. Makes Travel More Pleasant”
* 1939 “Coca-Cola Goes Along”
* 1939 “Wherever You Are, Whatever You Do, Wherever You May Be, When You Think Of Refreshment, Think Of Ice Cold Coca-Cola”
* 1940 “The Package That Gets A Welcome At Home”
* 1941 “A Stop That Belongs On Your Daily Timetable”
* 1942 “The Only Thing Like Coca-Cola Is Coca-Cola Itself”
* 1943 “A Taste All It’s Own”
* 1944 “High Sign Of Friendship”
* 1945 “Coke Means Coca-Cola”
* 1947 “Relax With The Pause That Refreshes”
* 1948 “Where There’s A Coke, There’s Hospitality”
* 1948 “It’s The Real Thing” (Used first this year)
* 1949 “Along The Highway To Anywhere”
* 1950 “Help Yourself To Refreshment”
* 1951 “Good Food And Coca-Cola Just Naturally Go Together”
* 1952 “Coke Follows Thirst Everythere”
* 1952 “What You Want Is A Coke”
* 1953 “Dependable As Sunshine”
* 1954 “For People On The Go”
* 1954 “There’s This About Coke”
* 1955 “Americans Prefer Taste”
* 1956 “Feel The Difference, Makes Good Things Taste Better”
* 1957 “Sign of Good Taste”
* 1957 “There’s Nothing Like A Coke”
* 1958 “Refreshment The Whole World Prefers”
* 1959 “Be Really Refreshed”
* 1959 “Make It The Real Meal”
* 1960 “Relax With A Coke, Revive With A Coke”
* 1961 “Coke And Food”
* 1962 “Enjoy That Refreshing New Feeling”
* 1963 “Things Go Better With Coke”
* 1964 “You’ll Go Better Refreshed”
* 1965 “Something More Than A Soft Drink”
* 1966 “Coke…After Coke…After Coke”
* 1970 “It’s The Real Thing” (Used with, “Everyone Welcomes Coca-Cola”)
* 1971 “I’d Like To Buy The World A Coke”
* 1975 “Look Up America”
* 1976 “Coke Adds Life”
* 1979 “Have a Coke and a Smile”
* 1982 “Coke Is It”
* 1985 “We’ve Got A Taste For You”
* 1986 “Catch the Wave-Red, White and You”
* 1989 “Can’t Beat The Feeling”
* 1990 “Can’t Beat The Real Thing”
* 1992 “You Can’t Beat the Real Thing”
* 1993 “Always Coca-Cola”

Other unconfirmed Slogans:

* 1925 “Six Million A Day”
* 1944 “Global High Sign”
* 1958 “The Cold, Crisp Taste Of Coke”

Pic of the Day

Can’t beat the real thing… Alway’s Coca-Cola.

Falling Lady

Okay, this has amused me for over an hour. Yes I may have no life, but don’t discount attempting to get her to touch her face to her front-butt OR grabbing her with the mouse and slamming her into the bubbles.

Falling Lady

That’s just funny!

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