I was sitting next to a blonde and she was reading the newspaper. I glanced over and one of the headlines read “12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed”.

She was shaking her head at the news. She turned to me and asked “How many is a Brazilian?”

1. Def Leppard (yes, I am a closet rocker)
2. B-Tribe
3. Morcheeba
4. ACDC
5. Fleetwood Mac

Runner Ups:
———–
- Motley Crue
- Backstreet Boys (wink)
- NIN
- Celine Dion (very near and dear to my heart)
- Black Eyed Peas

I am speechless… this truely is inspiring and I encourage more doods to carry forth with amateur Jackass hour.

Now who hid my toy car and do I really wanna know where it is???

Jug

What runs but never walks, has a mouth but cannot talk, has a head but doesn’t think and has a bed but refuses to sleep?

Jamie Kennedy at his best…

Everyone out of the pool please!

Jug

I applaud this marketing tactic…

Jug

I am havin fun with this. My grading of actors and actresses is based on looks, roll-diversity and/or how much they make me pee my pants (not in any particular order):

Actresses
———–
1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Halle Berry
3. Kate Hudson
4. Laura Linney
5. Diane Lane
6. Shirley Maclaine
7. Hillary Swank
8. Maria Bello

Actors
——
1. Tom Hanks
2. Vince Vaughn
3. Robert Deniro
4. Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock)
5. Bill Murray
6. Al Pacino
7. John Cusack
8. Dennis Quaid
9. Robert Redford
10. Chevy Chase
11. Johnny Knoxville
12. Philip Seymour Hoffman
13. Ed Harris

Okay, so I can’t count!

Jug

Well, I rewarded my ears after a long week worth of work with some eclectic and all out rockin’ music at the local watering hole (Blarney Stone). It was a “school night” so we was up early the next morn, but the late show was worth the wait. Its the second time I’ve seen them and with owning their CD and super familiar with their music now, a more enjoyable session than the last.

I’m heavily crunchin’ on these guys (and gal) right now. Its lasted all summer (I wonder if I need a prescription to get over this fever… a prescription that calls for more cowbell).

Here’s a taste of their show… video (sorry for the poor quality… I took all of these pics/vids with my PDA)

Yep, I need more cowbell ;-)

Jug

P.S. As a professional web developer, I’m entertaining the idea of offering my services to them in trade for shwag and concert invites. The existing site is pretty hip, but mostly image-driven and there is virtually no modern form of search engine ranking-content (engines do not parse images for rankability), among other things for which I will not bore you.

Is this shameful plug too obvious? (wink)

I am scared…. very scared indeed. Not at the bad hair day below for this overly trend-affected family from the 80’s, but more the fact that with other 80’s fashion trends like capri’s, acid washed jeans, mohawks and man-pink back in style, how long until we are tossing our salads like this again:

Damn for damn!

Jug

What a great idea Surefire! Not that anyone really cares, but here’s my top-5 list of smells (not in any particular order):

1. Coffee grounds (non-used)
2. Dead skunk passed on the road
3. Baby powder
4. Camp fire
5. Gasoline

Jug