I guess it was inveitable. For all those men out there who worry about their package hanging low, there is now underwear for you… http://store.yahoo.com/lavieenrose-ca/frames.html

1. Started a petition to rename M&M’s to S&M’s
2. Consecutive days eating at Subway stopped at 262
3. Pondered eating out of the litter box
4. Ran out of clean boxers so I switched to Foil
5. Dreamt about the first time I saw female genitalia… We’ve got bush, I repeat we’ve got bush
6. Discovered my secret Hobbit name: “Olo Gamwich of the Bree Gamwiches”
7. Emailed Chuck Wagner, asking to push for more Automan episodes
8. Did the “motorboat” with my cat’s belly… I now subseqently have another ear piercing
9. Foil got noisy so I switched to Hefty Bags
10. Invented a word to rhyme with Orange: “Splorange” meaning Flyer of kites found only in the Colorado Rockies

Rose Colour - Romantic Meaning
Red - Love, Respect, Courage
Deep Pink - Gratitude, Appreciation, Admiration, Sympathy
Light Pink - Admiration, Sympathy
Lavender - Enchantment
Coral or Orange - Fascination, Enthusiasm, Desire
White - Reverence, Purity, Innocence, Secrecy
Yellow - Joy, Gladness, Freedom, Friendship
Red & Yellow blend - Gaiety, Joviality
Red and White - Unity
Pale Blended Tones - Sociability

FACTS:
- The rose is the official flower of Portland, Oregon
- The rose is the official National Floral Emblem of the United States.
- The rose is the state flower selected by Georgia, Iowa, New York, North Dakota and the District of Columbia.
- About 60% of the roses grown in the U.S. are produced in California.
- Roses are native to the United States.
- The month of June is National Rose Month
- Cleopatra once received her beloved Marc Antony in a room knee-deep in rose petals.
- Bulgaria is the primary source of rose oils in Europe.
- The rose was sacred in ancient Greece and Rome as it represented Aphrodite (or Venus to the Romans) and represented beauty and love.
- The white rose is linked to the Virgin Mary (the “rose without thorns”) and was also a medieval symbol of virginity.
- The red rose is symbolic of the blood of Christ and a symbol of martyrdom, charity, the passion and resurrection.
- In Islam, the rose signifies the blood of Mohammed and his two sons.
- White roses have an association with death but also purity and innocence.
- The tea rose means “I’ll remember always.”
- A thornless rose signifies love at first sight.
- The rosebud symbolizes beauty, youth and a heart innocent of love.
- A single rose in full bloom means “I love you” or “I still love you.”

I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. You always follow me around. What am I?

If all commercials were like this, I’d certainly watch more TV. If more video games were like this, I’d never leave the house.

Chicks & Games

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ROME, Italy — A Macedonian man left his wife at an Italian service station and only realized he had driven off without her six hours later, news agency Ansa said.

The couple, who were travelling with their 4-year-old daughter, pulled over for petrol in the coastal city of Pesaro as they were heading back to their home to Germany.

After filling the tank, the husband drove away — without noticing that his 30-year-old wife, originally from Georgia, had got out of the car to go to the toilet.

The woman, who had no money or documents with her, contacted the police who eventually traced her husband to Milan, some 340 km (210 miles) north of Pesaro, Ansa said.

The husband told police he had not missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.

This dood had some balls to post this sign. Well at least for the brief moments before women turned their heads and casturated him.

Note: This guy was actually interviewed by MSNBC some time ago. I will post the interview if I can find it.

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This is a most unusual paragraph. This writing may annoy you until you find out why it is so unusual, for you won’t find a solution instantly. But don’t go into a tailspin about it or go crazy, for it isn’t that difficult. But you will admit that it is most unusual. This writing looks so ordinary that you might think that nothing is wrong with it. And, in fact, nothing is wrong with it. But it is unusual, and you must ask why. If you study and think about it, you may find out why, but you must do it without any coaching of any kind. No doubt if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you…who knows? So start to study it now, and try your skill at finding out what is so unusual about this writing. If you can do it in half an hour, you may claim an approach to wisdom, but if you can’t do it in half an hour…

Okay, Surefire inspired me with this one. I tried the whole back flip thing off my bed but I only completed half a turn before my ass hit the ceiling fan and threw me upside down into the laundry hamper and this fake tree in the corner of my room.

High-flying martial arts

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Note: These guys are Canadian, based out of Toronto. Check out their site.

The Clean Sweep Program is a checklist of 100 items which, when completed, give one complete personal freedom. These 100 items are grouped in 4 areas of life with 25 in each group: Physical Environment, Well-being, Money and Relationships. These 4 areas are the cornerstone for a strong and healthy life and the program helps a person to clean up, restore and polish virtually every aspect of his/her life. The program takes between 6 - 24 months to complete.

I got a 61 for my first time. I answered honestly, even on the questions I didn’t like the answers to. I’d be lying to myself if I chose all the right answers.

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