1. Had a $2.99 breakfast from Denny’s, realized I AM out of my mind
2. Smoked a pack of candy cigarettes
3. Took the term “Reach out and touch someone” literally… met a really nice guy named Bob on the train after invading his personal space
4. Sneezed out a half used bar of soap and partial spaghetti noodle
5. Challenged myself to a game of Hungry Hungry Hippo, but later chickened out
6. Played “Fight Club” backwards in slo-mo and realized there was no fighting… everyone was being really nice to eachother
7. Went water rafting, damn near fell out of the boat screaming “I go, we go!”
8. In the spirit of Sean “P. Diddy” Combs changing his name to just “Diddy”, I too changed my name: “Fuffil Plorang III”
9. Set out to change the term for alcohol from “Spirits” to “Foo Foos”
10. T-minus 264 days to my birthday