1. Started a petition to rename M&M’s to S&M’s
2. Consecutive days eating at Subway stopped at 262
3. Pondered eating out of the litter box
4. Ran out of clean boxers so I switched to Foil
5. Dreamt about the first time I saw female genitalia… We’ve got bush, I repeat we’ve got bush
6. Discovered my secret Hobbit name: “Olo Gamwich of the Bree Gamwiches”
7. Emailed Chuck Wagner, asking to push for more Automan episodes
8. Did the “motorboat” with my cat’s belly… I now subseqently have another ear piercing
9. Foil got noisy so I switched to Hefty Bags
10. Invented a word to rhyme with Orange: “Splorange” meaning Flyer of kites found only in the Colorado Rockies