1. Noticed a cloud in the shape of Jesus’ brother Enrique
2. Did it for Johnny
3. Realized the “Pull My Finger” game can be played alone… nice!
4. Ordered a burger and coke at McDonalds. When they asked Do you want fries with that?, I replied Yes, 6 fries and 11 ketchups
5. Ryan my chiropractor, touched me inappropriately
6. Left a message for AJ, Brian, Howie, Kevin and Nick about why they left my vocals off the latest album
7. Stood in line at the post office and sharted not once, but three times
8. Applied for work at Movies Movies Movies wearing just a robe, ammo-belt and Gold Bond Medicated foot powder
9. Watched the weather channel for 11 hours straight… swearing towards the end I saw snow in Phoenix for Saturday
10. Committed adultery with myself