the daily rumpy pumpy

Joke…

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.”

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her packet, took a measurement and announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed, “Ain’t that just like a dumb blonde. We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.”

Google Earth - Home

It used to be Keyhole.

Now it’s Google Earth, and the best part…..it’s free!

Google Earth - Home

Video of the Day

Anybody can herd cattle… holdin’ together 10,000 half-wild short-hairs? Well that’s another thing all together!

Cat Herding

Don’t let anybody tell you its easy!

Jug

Batmobile: Part Lamborghini, Part Hummer?

I gotta say, this is a pretty sweet ride: view here

J

Wrong, funny, but just wrong.

Start Young

Oh Crap

Ew

G.I Joe, is that you?

Some hilarious remakes of the old G.I. Joe public service cartoons: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html

Pic of the Day

I guess they will take it any way they can get it.

Midget Skills

This is pretty funny. I wonder how he works his feet…

Kinda looks like a vertically challenged version of Eminem.

Enjoy,

Jug

(Posted on behalf of Surefire)

Video of the Day

I could use some lessons from this high-quality instructional video. I am wickedly trying to nail down The Clap Point Point Clap Point Point Point Clap Point and Squat.

How to dance like a white guy

Michael’s white right? I think I’ve seen him doing The Cracker Squirm.

Jug

P.S. Note the order address at the end ;-)

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