Error messages seen on computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku.

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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, reboot. Order shall return.

Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

Your file was so big. It might be very useful. Now it is gone.

A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occured?

Having been erased, the document your’re seeking must now be retyped.

Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Found it here. (2nd post down)