10 ADS AMERICA WON’T SEE

My favorite?

Gucci’s

Did you really have to ask?

Afrikaans - Geseknde Kersfees en ‘n gelukkige nuwe jaar

Argentine - Feliz Navidad y Feliz Año Nuevo

Bohemian - Vesele Vanoce

Brazilian - Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo

Bulgarian - Vesela Koleda i chestita nova godina!

Catalan - Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou!

Chinese - Sing Dan Fae Lok. Gung Hai Fat Choi (Cantonese)

Chinese - Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai (Mandarin)

Chinese - Shen tan jie kuai le. Hsin Nien Kuaile

Croatian - Sretan Bozic

Czech - Stastne a vesele vanoce a stastny novy rok!

Danish - Glaedelig Jul og godt nyter

Dutch - Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuw Jaar

Dutch - Prettige kerstdagen en een gelukkig nieuw jaar

English - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Eskimo - (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!

Esperanto - Felican Kristnaskon kaj Bonan Novjaron!

Estonian - Rõõmusaid jõulupühi ja head uut aastat!

Faeroese - Gledhilig jol og eydnurikt nyggjar!

Filipinos - Maligayang Pasko

Finnish - Hyvää joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta!

Flemish - Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar

French - Joyeux Noel et Bonne Année!

Scots Gaelic - Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath yr!

Galician - Bo Nadal

German - Frohe Weihnachten und ein gl|ckliches Neues Jahr!

Greek - Hronia polla kai eytyhismenos o kainourios hronos

Greek - Hronia polla ke eftihismenos o kenourios hronos

Hausa - Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!

Hawaian - Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!

Hungarian - Kellemes karacsonyi uennepeket es boldog ujevet!

Icelandic - Gledhileg jsl og farsflt komandi ar!

Indonesian - Selamat Hari Natal dan Selamat Tahun Baru!

Iraqi - Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah

Irish Gaelic - Nollaig Shona duit

Irish Gaelic - Nollaig Shona

Irish Gaelic - Nollaig faoi shean agus faoi shonas duit agus bliain nua faoi mhaise dhuit!

Italian - Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo!

Japanese - Meri Kurisumasu soshite Akemashite Omedeto!

Latin - Natale hilare et Annum Faustum!

Latvian - Priecigus Ziemsvetkus un Laimigu Jaungadu!

Lithuanian - Linksmu Kaledu

Maltese - Nixtieklek Milied tajjeb u is-sena t-tabja!

Modern Greek - Kala Christougenna kai evtichismenos o kainourios chronos!

Norwegian - God Jul Og Godt Nytt Aar

Pennsylvania German - En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei Yaahr!

Polish - Vesowe Boze Narodzenie

Polish - Wesolych Swiat i Szczesliwego Nowego Roku

Portuguese - Boas Festas

Portuguese - Feliz Natal e um Prospero Ano Novo

Romanian - Craciun fericit si un an nou fericit

Russian - S nastupaiushchim Novym godom i s Rozhdestvom Khristovym!

Romanche - (sursilvan dialect): Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bien niev onn!

Serbian - Hristos se rodi

Slovakian - Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce

Slovak - Vesele Vianoce i na zdravie v novom roku!

Slovenian - Vesele bozicne praznike in srecno novo leto

Spanish - Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo

Swedish - God Jul Och Ett Gott Nytt Ar

Thai - Suk san wan Christmas

Thai - Suk san wan pee mai - Happy New Year

Trukeese - (Micronesian) Neekiriisimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech!

Turkish - Noeliniz kutlu olsun ve yeni yilinis kutlu olsun!

Turkish - Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun

Ukrainian - Srozhdestvom Kristovym

Ukrainan - Z novym rokom i s rizdvom Hrystovym!

Ukrainan - Khrystos Rodevsia

Vietnamese - Chuc mung nam moi va Giang Sinh vui ve

Welsh - Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Da!”

Yoruba - E ku odun, e ku iye’dun!

This gal walks into the drugstore and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic.

He says, “What do you want with arsenic?”

She said “I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman.”

The pharmacist says, “I can’t sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband lady, even if he is having sex with another woman.”

So she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist says “Oh, I didn’t realize you had a prescription.”

Isaac Asimov’s classic collection of short stories about the role robots play in humankind’s future is being made into a movie set to release on July 16, 2004, starring Wil Smith.

I Robot Now

Removed da’ Shout Out feature. Not only did it suck, but nobody touched it and it’s back-end programming logic popped up some stupid window containing Smiley’s all the time.

Sorry about that. Adding it in the first place was during a time when I was feeling icky and singing in the shower on cold, rainy days.

I will be updating the warm Hallowe’en themed colors to something a lil colder, more festive some day. Eh, depends on when I have the time and the want. In the meantime, we will just continue adding these informative, witty tidbits o’ shit every day or three.

Jug

P.S. Merry Ho Ho!

Yes they have cards for Christmas, Birthdays, and Anniversaries. But do they have cards that cover you when you wake up after a weekend with the boys and have to face the missus?

God damn, I think I’m gonna cry!

These cards sure know how to communicate what we guys have trouble getting off our chests.

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10,000 pcs and $4,500 and this could be yours.

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The Canesta Keyboard is the world’s first projection keyboard capable of being fully integrated by OEMs into smart phones, cell phones, PDAs, or other mobile or wireless devices. When equipped with the Canesta Keyboard, the OEM device uses a tiny laser “pattern projector” — also developed by Canesta — to project the image of a full-sized keyboard onto a convenient flat surface between the device and the user, such as a tabletop or the side of a briefcase. The user can then type on this image and Canesta’s electronic perception technology will instantly resolve the user’s finger movements into ordinary serial keystroke data that is easily utilized by the wireless or mobile device. The Canesta Keyboard Perception Chipset includes all the modules needed for a projected keyboard product including: the Canesta Keyboard Sensor Module, the Canesta Keyboard Light Source, and the Canesta Keyboard Pattern Projector.

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- (The SECOND coolest keyboard IMO)

Sony’s Robot can walk, run and dance now

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