Here’s every web developer’s dream: http://browsers.evolt.org/
Oh, and here’s the “fix” for multi-IE browser testing purposes *without* having multiple machines or partitioned drives.
Yours truly,
Johnny Fever!
The definitive Web Browser Archive.
Published on Nov 11th, 2003 by JasonShare your comments
Computer viruses now 20 years old
Published on Nov 10th, 2003 by JasonShare your comments
Has it been 20 years already?
Article has a brief history of virii as well.
Score 1 for us guys!
Published on Nov 9th, 2003 by JasonShare your comments
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bill looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So’s the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you.”
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Bill asks, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”
Confused, Bill asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, “Lady leave me alone, I’m married’!”
Body parts found in leaking FedEx package…
Published on Nov 9th, 2003 by JasonShare your comments
FedEx workers discovered a shipment of two human legs and an arm when one of the boxes was found leaking at a company depot, police said.
A Las Vegas donor research company sent the limbs to a man who sells body parts to doctors for use in research projects, Kirkwood police spokeswoman Diane Scanga said. The FBI, state agencies and local police determined no laws were broken, she said.
The shipment was discovered Wednesday when one of the boxes was found leaking at a FedEx depot in nearby St. Louis. Workers learned each package contained a limb, wrapped in dry ice.
Police refused to identify the man, who was issued a warning for apparently operating an unlicensed home business.
It is against FedEx policy to ship body parts, said Howard Clabo, a spokesman for the Memphis-based company.
Let’s twist again
Published on Nov 9th, 2003 by JasonShare your comments
For fear of sounding nostalgic, anyone else remember these things?
Every household in our family had one.
For one it was an interesting toy, and second the inventor was Hungarian.
National pride I suppose.
I wonder where the hell I put mine?
In the meantime play an online version
Taking things into our own hands.
Published on Nov 8th, 2003 by JasonShare your comments
Finally building the nerve to do to one of my machines what we all secretly want done to them at one point or another, Djin and I released a little stress Wednesday by opening a can of whoop ass on this piece of shit IBM ThinkPad laptop (herein referred to as “lappy”) I bought used from this shady looking guy on the back of a truck about 8 months ago.
In this situation, we felt an axe to be a suitable can opener :-)
Granted, I wasn’t expecting lappy to be a screaming rocket ship for the 20,684.57 yen ($250 CDN) I paid for her, but my regular laptop unexpectedly and inconveniently shit itself; requiring immediate, inexpensive resolution.
I figured lappy would do until I made my way into an electronics store 32 pay-days down the road but damn!!!! She was a hunk ‘o junk from the get go.
As I weep while writing this… I have a warm feeling in my heart knowing she is finally where she belongs; the compost pile in the back yard.
Who knows, maybe in another year or so I will pull out my McGyver costume from 1986, suit up, dig it out of all the dog shit and decomposing grass and duck-tape it back together.
Hmm, now that I think of it, it was a Cylon uniform from Battlestar Gallactica.
Farewell lappy, farewell indeed.
Two Towers Extended Edition Reviewed
Published on Nov 7th, 2003 by JasonShare your comments
Two Towers Extended Edition Reviewed
…There’s 43 minutes of new footage (not including the extended credits), and comparable extras to the extended version of Fellowship…
All I want for Christmas is …………
LILEKS (James) :: Peculiar Ads
Published on Nov 7th, 2003 by JasonShare your comments
LILEKS (James) :: Peculiar Ads
Yes, Arsenic wafers, *nods head*, yes, we have come a long way haven’t we.
Some cigars are hand rolled….!
Published on Nov 6th, 2003 by JasonShare your comments
Eeeesh, this doesn’t sound promising…
Published on Nov 6th, 2003 by JasonShare your comments
Now I am a die hard Matrix fan and I have been presupposing its finale since the ending credits from Reloaded finished and I saw the teaser clip for Revolutions.
Buddies and I have plans for a Friday evening jaunt to the old theater, but as of its release this morning things aren’t looking too good.
With an end to all beginnings, we musn’t forget the idiots who think with THEIR “ends”.
Neo
